Quinton's Menu

Our entire selection of mouth-vomiting, diabetes-inducing, ultra-processed menu items that are perfectly lethal legal and healthy for consumption.

Warning: All food items are freshly frozen and are highly guaranteed to cause chronic and/or severe health problems upon consumption, including but not limited to: stroke, heart attack, diabetes, hypertension, explosive diarrhea, heart disease, paralysis, asphyxiation, chronic implosion, hyperthermia, or death. Please consume with no discretion because we wouldn't make any money if you didn't. For further details, please consult our Corporate Health Policy.

Menu Categories

Hamburgers

Sandwiches

Hotdogs

Fries & Sides

Desserts

Beverages

Condiments

We've added two new categories to our menu, along with several new ultra-processed and life-threatening food items! Click here for more details.