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While you're busy waiting for this page to magically appear, we've taken the liberty
of providing you free entertainment, courtesy of Quinton's. If you don't like our choice
of said entertainment, then you can file an official complaint with our establishment
on our contact page.

Just don't expect anything to ever change. We've got enough problems to deal with
as it is. You're lucky we're providing anything for free at all.