Contact Quinton's
Want to give us feedback? Have legal concerns about our business? Just lonely? Contact us today!
Want to give us feedback? Need to complain to our non-existent support staff? Have legal concerns about our business? About to die from loneliness or depression? Contact us today! We currently have three main business lines, only one of which works at any given time because we don't feel like paying the phone bill. Sometimes the working line may cut-out halfway through a call. Other times the phones will stop working entirely for several weeks. You'll have to keep trying until you get through to our totally legit and fully-staffed communications and support department. If contacting our phone lines don't work, you can always try our business emails! You just may never get a response as our coporate mail server is only online one hour every month. So you'll be waiting a really, really long time for an actual response. Patience is a virtue, after all!
All of our locations and corporate office all have seperate phone numbers listed, which may or may not suffer from the same issues. Only one way to find out!
Contact Info
Phone Numbers:
Main Business Line: (602) 896-4219
Customer Support Line: (602) 647-1529
Customer Complaint Line: (602) 649-1443
Business Emails:
Corporate Email: quintons.co@gmail.com
Our Locations
Turnaround Location:
404 E Psycopath Rd. Turnaround, CA 92392
Business Phone: (718) 908-5049
Maniaceo Location:
6720 W Lunatic Blvd. Maniaceo, CA 94618
Business Phone: (512) 208-6453
Insaneville Location:
1925 N Derangeo St. Insaneville FL, 38796
Business Phone: (352) 643-1806
Mentalwacko Location:
3055 Mentalwacko Ave. Psychoton OH, 43138
Business Phone: (614) 361-7825
Albuquerque Location:
420 SW Wenedacook St. Albuquerque, NM 87121
Business Phone: (312) 959-8588
Corporate Office:
1432 N Profitmargin Rd. San Diego, CA 92104
Office Phone: (805) 994-7057
Customer Complaints
Unhappy with your Quinton's experience? Get in line!
Unsatisfied with your experience at Quinton's? Dealing with food poisoning or other chronic/severe health conditions after eating way too much ultra-processed food? Want to sue us in court battle you'll never end up winning and end up homeless because of legal fees? About to literally die from an overdose from lethal posions that may or may not be in our 'food', such as asbestos, fentanyl, or cyanide?
File a customer complaint with Quinton's today! It's not going to accomplish literally anything, as we're not even going to bother reading it; in fact we have several members on our staff team who's entire job position is shredding and disposing of all received customer complaints at our corporate office, but at least it'll make you feel slightly better!
So file a complaint with Quinton's today! Just know that your feedback is completely and utterly unvalued here at Quinton's, and we couldn't care less about how persistent you may be with harassing our non-existent support team with your repeated calls and complaints. No one is ever going to answer you, no matter how hard you try, and we never have any managers on-site at all times to ensure you can't ever ask for them. And no, you can't sue us either; you've been forced to arbitrate the moment you walked in the door. Even if you could bypass forced arbitration by out-loopholing us, your court case will be immediately trashed and set on fire in a floating dumpster with propane and jet fuel as we have more lawyers than the entire population of Romania.
Have a terrible day, and we hope to never see your face around here again!
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